Monday, June 13, 2011

Via JMG - great post re: Christians claimign GLBTs are bullying them

Hmmm.

If we were going to be "bullying" the Christianists, we'd start an "anti-breeder" or "less-than-zero population growth" movement:

- pushing to pass laws to invalidate all their marriages

- taking away all the rights of "marriage" from breeders

- requiring breeder women who want public assistance to be permanntly tereilized

- Refuse to recognize their marriages, regardless of whether they are legally recognized in some

- placing strict limits on the number of children that breeders can have and enforcing sterilization laws once the limit has been reached.

- advocating for "don't say straight" laws to keep breeders-to-be confused about their future "choice" to reproduce.

- condemn breeders for only thinking about hot, sweaty, breeder sex with all those bodily fluids getting disgustingly mixed

 - Refuse to provide spousal benefits to straight cissexual  employees while providing extra benefits to LGBT employees

- if an employee is found to be a breeder, the employee can be fired for immorality

- attack straights who obscenely hold hands while walking down the street

- agitate for wars against nations that breed too many people, to help them "thin their overpopulation."

- send "smallpox blankets" into the breeder preserves - places where breeders are sent when caught so that decent people don;t have to be exposed to their filthy habits.

- legitimate children would be produced solely by artificial means, and solely as needed based on projections for orderly population reduction.

- The goal would be a world in which a self-sustaining population of significantly less than a billion people would be able to live in peace and harmony. Of course, the artificially-produced population would be selected on the basis of carrying the "gay gene" so that future populations would be less inclined to become breeders and population could be maintained on a more scientific and eugenic basis.

(NOTE TO CHRISTIANIST READERS: Is *THIS* the kind of nightmare "gay agenda" you've always feared?  First we get civil rights, then we get marriage, then maybe the trans people get our rights, too, and then the Anti-Breeder Communist Dominionists (ABCDs) round you all up at your churches and send you to breeder extermination camps? Bwah-hah-hah!  You know, there are gay clones hiding under your beds right now, waiting for the right moment to steal your children with their black helicopters!)

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