Via AmericablogGay:

Santorum's latest: Marriage is like tea, not basketball 

I'm waiting for him to find an analogy that contains "santorum."

Rick Santorum just can’t help himself. He has compared same-sex marriage to water and a napkin, but not beer or a paper towel. Yesterday, during an appearance in Iowa, he explained that “calling same-sex marriage a marriage would be like calling a cup of tea a basketball.”