Gay Bands... hmmm...

The lovely people over at God Hates Fags! Love Gods Way! have taken all the worry out of your music concerns. They have a very useful lsit of bands that they have decided that you ( avoid... I loved the reasons fro some of them. My comments and observations are in red:

Bands to watch out for

• Ween (Rainbow) What? as in weenie, Oscar Meyer is gay too?
  
• Lil'Wayne (I think these folks got size issues)
  
• P!nK (gay family) good gawd! a gay family!?
  
• The Black Keys (racist and homophobic? what is this a two for one?)
  
• Coldplay (well they are kind a hot.. .but I think they be straight dudes)
  
• SlipKnot (make-up) (what? style is not Christan too?)
  
• RadioHead(h'bout Christan radio head?)
  
• Michael Jackson (but he said he wasn't gay... just ask his daddy!)
  
• Boredoms (ok, so I can't have fun with these folks, and yet I can't be bored either... no wonder i ended up in therapy)
  
• School of Seven Bells (gay twins) (what all twins are gay too?)
  
• Jason Mraz
• Jonas Brothers (Gay people don't kiss their brothers. Normally..)
• Rilo Kiley
• Death Cab for Cutie (they are kinda cute... I watched them last night, that would make PBS gay too?)
  
• Sarah McLachlan (totally!)
  
• George Strait (what Staight is gay now too?)
  
• Cold War Kids (that just about rules out most folks my age)
  
• Toby Keith (cowboy) (true, after Brokeback Mountain, we all know 'bout 'dem cowboys!... yee haw!)
  
• P-Diddy
  
• Black People (what all Black Peoole are gay too?)
  
• Vampire Weekend (Not sure here, most vampires I know are hetero...)
  
• King Crimson (just the name is suggestive)
  
• Kate Bush (kissed a girl) (stop that!)
  
• Bob Dylan (aw c'mon... Dylan is gay?)
  
• Fleet Foxes
• Sigur Ros (nudists) (most nudists arn ot gay, and most of my gay friends won't get neked in public)
  
• Twisted Sister (well... maybe her sister is twisted)
  
• The Spores (endorse suicide)suicide is not a gay thing... tho because you assholes have made head-trips out of a lot of kids there ARE a lot of kids who off themselves when they are tryign to come to grips with their sexual orientation)
  
• Scissor Sisters (obvious reference to our penchant to sewing and decorating, that would make my mother gay... trust me she's not!)
  
• Turbonegro(there you go again... another antiblack refrence again)
  
• Rufus Wainwright (an proudly so)
  
• Merzbau(really? I kinds thought most glbt folks were better spellers)
  
• Ravi Shankar(aw c'mon... he can't be gay... tho his music rocks!)
  
• The Butchies (lizbians) (bitch... that's spelled L E S B I A N S)
  
• Wilco (Walmart but not Wilco)
  
• Bjork (mb)(well SHE IS from Iceland and all..)
  
• Tech N9ne
• Ghostface Killah
• Bobby Conn
• Morton Subotnik
• Cole Porter (WTF?)
• The String Cheese Incident
• Eagles of Death Metal
• Polyphonic Spree
• The Faint
• Interpol (Iwoud assume that they supported law and order)
  
• Twisted Sister (jj) (What the hell is a jj?)
  
• Tegan and Sara
• Erasure(well I thought for sure the Christians would allow for mistakes)
  
• The Grateful Dead (drugs too) (wtf pt 2)
  
• Le Tigre(they neverhave liked bilingualism)
  
• Marilyn Manson (dark gay) (well that girl is definitely problematic)
  
• The Gossip(Yeajh like (Christians don't gossip! My people call it dishing... )
  
• The Magnetic Fields
• The Doors (wtf pt 3)
  
• Phish (where's the beef?)
  
• Queen (well duh!... but what cha gunna do next tiem they paly We will Rock you @ the ball park, bud?)
  
• The Strokes (no comment)
  
• Morrissey(?questionable?) (What as in morals?)
  
• Metallica (duh!)
  
• Judas Priest (duh!)
• The Village People (double duh!)
• The Secret Handshake on't tell its a secret!)
• The Rolling Stones (duh!)
• David Bowie((triple duh!)
• Frankie Goes to Hollywood(duh!)
• Man or Astroman my students ask that about me all the time, "is he a man or is he an astroman?")
• Richard Cheese what as in head cheese?!)
• Jay-Z
• Depeche Mode
• Kansas (oh now you are getting crazy, the whole barking state of Kansas is gay?)
  
• Ani DiFranco
• Fischerspooner
• John Mayer
• George Michael (texan) (All Texans are gay? Well they do have a size issue and all... No wonder DubYah is so messed up,,, he was havign a sexual crisi, and took it our on Iraq! Freud explains everything)
  
• Angel Eyes
• The Indigo Girls
• Velvet Underground
• Madonna ( Her holiness Madoona please...)
  
• Elton John (His holiness Sir Elton Jon, please)
  
• Barry Manilow (duh!)
• Indigo Girls (repeat!)
• Melissa Etheridge (duh!)
• Eminmen which ones the blue or the red ones?!)
• Nirvana(so I guess Budhists and Hindus are no good either?)
  
• Boy George (duh!)
• Jon Brion
  
• The Killers(I can understand this one...)
  
• Lou Reed (hmm!)
• Lil' Wayne (repeat... your issues are showing again!)
  
• Motorhead
• Jill Sobule
• Wilson Phillips
• DMX
• Wesley Willis
• Lisa Loeb
• Ted Nugent (loincloth) loin cloths are NOT gay!)
• Dogstar
• Thirty Seconds to Mars NASA is gay too!)
• Lil' Kim(so they don't like short women either?)
  
• kd lang (duh!)
• Frank Sinatra (wtf!)
• HinderI thought they were in business to hinder...)
  
• Nickleback
• Justus Kohncke
• Bob Mould
• Clay Aiken (duh!)
• Arcade Fire
• Bright Eyes
• Corinne Bailey Rae
• Audioslave
• Red Hot Chili Peppers (duh!)(duh!)(duh!)(duh!)
• Panic at the Disco (listen Mary, thats Panic at the GAY Disco!)
• The Cure (makeup)
• Spin Doctors
• The Deers (Os Viados!)
• Lindsey Lohan
• The Smiths
• Beck(I thought they unquestioningly follow Fox TV)
  
• Tom Waits
• The Cramps (what Christians women don't menstruate?)
  
• Cannibal Corpse(yeah this one creeps me out too)
  
• Britney Spears (kissed Madonna) (OH Dear... she kissed THE Madonna! But really, her music is too bad to be gay... I mean really!)
  
• Perfect Sin(ok... well...)
  
• The Queers (ok, just the name is a give away)
  
• NoFx(gay punk) (you... talk'n to me?)
  
• Soup Dragons(wtf is a frick'n Soup Dragon anyway?)
  
• Elton John(really gay) (honey that's really really really gay... and damn proud of it!)