From an Australian version of The Onion:
"In response to threats from a Canberra couple to divorce were equal
marriage laws to pass, a local couple in a committed same-sex
relationship have in turn threatened to absolutely not give the
slightest shit were that to happen. Local couple Brett and Harry have
said that while they are not heterophobic and do their best to be open
to all different kinds of views if this divorce does go ahead they will
have no choice but to go on with their lives completely unaffected by
such a dumb stunt." (Tipped by JMG reader John)
RELATED: See my post about the Canberra couple.
Reposted from Joe Jervis
RELATED: See my post about the Canberra couple.